so we had a four way exchange on friday at this restaraunt about 25 minutes north of me….i got smashed with my little bro who was visiting and well anyway were at the place and its 2 stories. theres an elevator right next to the stairs when you first walk in. So the dance floor is up stairs and the bathrooms are downstairs. we were all up stairs dancing havin a good time and my drunk ass needs to piss…so i start walking to find the elevator and walk through the kitchen upstairs where there were chefs and shit cooking….they didnt notice me (even though I was dressed up in a ghostbuster outfit) and in the back of the kitchen was randomly an elevator so I pushed the button and jumped in thinking i’d end up downstairs near the bathrooms… It went down TWO floors and opened up into a wine cellar!! wine all around me. I walked out and about 10 yards in front of me was this podium that had this giant 5 liter bottle sitting on it. the only huge bottle in the place. It was calling my name so i went to it and somehow put it in my ghostbuster outfit and took the elevator back up walked through the kitchen and found my way outside to where the busses were ti pick us up and go back home… then i blacked out.. I got woken up by some guy poking me and realized i was face down in the middle of our frat house baddly chiefed, with wine all over me.. I walked home drunkl still that morning and chilled for a bit at my house…then realized i had somehow lost my phone through out the night. Me and this girl walked back over to the frat house and looked all around for it and then we heard a text come through from my phone.. we followed the noise into the kitchen and found my phone on the stove….in a cooking pot…in between two hotdog buns! I went into one of the rooms and this guys like hey you came in here late last night and hit a bottle of wine behind my desk! So it was like christmas that morning i found all my stuff and made it out alive! great night!
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